After many requests and much pleading, begging, and constant reminders from the Chief Sales Elf (CSE) I have finally brought to the product line our very own Toilet Spray. Our flagship…and yes, there is a “p” on the end of that and not a “T”, (although, a “T” ending could be fitting), we present BIG GRIZZLY. A term of endearment beckoning back to the CSE’s younger years of living on a boat. A time when the deep grumblings of his bowels might have been confused with the creaking of the mast but the subsequent smell could not be confused with anything but perhaps a long since dead pirate. The noxiousness of it demanded fair warning to all those aboard, “Be warned matey! I feel a big grizzly coming!” This has now been shortened to a simple “ABANDON SHIP!” Perhaps a name for our next product??
In deference to our spectacular trip to visit one of our nation’s most beautiful parks, Glacier National Park and it’s Grizzly population, I chose to scent this with Pine Needle, Juniper Berry, and Rosewood essential oils. There is also a citrus base. The strongest finish note is the very fresh smelling pine needle.
We have tested the products on our unsuspecting mates and children but not animals. Well ok, we did test it on our pets but they don’t seem care what our poo smells like and they declined to provide any usable feedback. The homo sapiens (and that is not a gay joke people) all agreed the product is amazing. Although children, if not truly blinded in the study did perform a rather melodramatic choking and gagging act. It just goes to show you that a good study needs to be conducted properly, with no clues as to what the answer should be.
The product is used by first shaking the bottle then spraying the surface of the toilet water with product. Be kind to the next guy and spray generously. What you do next is between you and your maker, the next person in the room will be none the wiser.
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4 fl oz